my bright shining starr

ފެބުރުއަރީ 25, 2009

where is the end of this internet
i’ve been looking for it
can you believe i once stayed up 2 and 1/2 days
surfing the internet
listening to funky electronic jams
on hypemachine

are we really living in the future
our memory lives in electrons
we have destructed the basic elements of life
and can now replicate the basic elements of life
like chocolate chip cookies

all hail the mighty transistor
and or not gates have opened before me
i have seen thy salvation
in a 2 minute and 37 second video
of Lela Starr
manipulating

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Today i had a thought

ސެޕްޓެމްބަރު 18, 2008

Today I was walking down the street and thought to myself, “Damn it’s good to be a gangster”.  I was also thinking about the future.  And how much of a gangster I’m going to be in the future.  I’m going to stack faces, big faces. I’m gonna pack and deliver like UPS trucks!  Anyways, yo, I’m just keepin it trill out here in the VB yeah you know me.

(the reason i’m telling you all this is because the other day I was seriously considering giving up being a gangster and going to trapeze school, but then i was like, fuck trapeze school I’m an OG)

i want to fly in tights

i want to fly in tights

yo hit me up on my burner 213.485.2230

‘Dat Idaho Trout

އޮގަސްޓް 22, 2008
your standard trout

your standard trout

Who dat o’ there

Who dat o’ her

It’s me, It’s me,

It’s me, It’s me,

Wha’ ya’ doirn

a different trout

a different trout

wha’ ya’ doirn

Smoke Smoke, Smokin’

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smokin’

‘DAT IDAHO TROUT

‘DAT IDAHO TROUT

I WANNA HEAR

EVERY MUTHERFUCKER SHOUT SHOUT

‘DAT IDAHO TROUT

yet another trout

yet another trout

‘DAT IDAHO TROUT

WE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE

‘DAT IDAHO TRRRRRRRRRRTRRRRRRTRRRRTTTTRRRRRRRRROOOOOUOOFOOUUUUUT!

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*NOT! HeHe, you just got brand hi-jacked bitch! I always wanted to be a hi-jacker. DId you hear that Big Brother Bush?

Taste the IED

What now brown cow?

What now brown cow?

yo this be my nu shit, yo so I be hittin u up to buy this shit

Shiiiiit.

So throw a hustler a dime, or 10

G’ on make it 27 dollars

I gots to get my SHIIINE on.

-Larry the Huzzler

PS – it worked for Radiohead

Pimped out Trout

Pimped out Trout

Return of the 90’s (boooo)

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

Yeah, i said it. Boo the f-ing 90’s. I was at the mall today and some dame was like “I love the 90’s”. This is what I think of the 90’s:

remnants of a derelict decade

remnants of a derelict decade

don’t lie, you still have your glow stick necklace

Enhance 15-23

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008
replicants are like machines
fluctuating pupils
the subject must give a negative
My ultimate fantasy

My ultimate fantasy

every day after i drink my 200g protein power shake, I think to myself , wow, all my memories are implants

Screw this shit

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

dude i told you 2 or 3 O’s.  Screw this, I’m going to Swinger’s for a PB & J.  glory glory hallelujah!

jesus made this for you

jesus made this for you

Can’t touch this (snake sounds)

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

So I picked up some pretty sweet moves yesterday, after me and T. Ferguson were breakdancing to some fresh beats. Here’s one:

I break yo nose,,,(switchblade)

I break yo nose,,,(switchblade)

better look out, I got this one down. Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack Sheep! Sucka!

I got bottles in the club! Shawty I’m a thuG! I like your DNA, so give me a hug

or else this will happen to you:

what say ye now terdFace!

what say ye now terdFace!

woot woot!

Respect.

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008
If you don’t know who this is I’m going to impale you with your own forefingers, then light you on fire just like that loon Vlad Vlad.  Respect.
respect

respect

this guy would make Micheal “fishboy” Phelps disintegrate.

Busy frogs

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

French fries in my shopping cart, oh yeah!

This space creature is pro trans fats 🙂

taste the carrot

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

I saw this announcement today from my favorite software company, Bapple

We are now prototyping a new life management system codenamed RabbitScore. Be advised that it is highly addictive and you may even achieve your dreams, find true love and happiness. You can also eat as much chocolate as you want. RabbitScore will solve all your problems and give you answers, trill answers to life’s toughest questions. From “where should we go eat dinner tonight?” to “why am I here?”, RabbitScore can answer them all. We’re considering a sliding scale payment scheme, so we can take money from the rich and the poor.

I’m so excited! I can’t wait to talk about RabbitScore at the office. Ughh machete face!

Machete Man!

Machete Man!