Archive for އޮގަސްޓް, 2008

‘Dat Idaho Trout

އޮގަސްޓް 22, 2008
your standard trout

your standard trout

Who dat o’ there

Who dat o’ her

It’s me, It’s me,

It’s me, It’s me,

Wha’ ya’ doirn

a different trout

a different trout

wha’ ya’ doirn

Smoke Smoke, Smokin’

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smokin’

‘DAT IDAHO TROUT

‘DAT IDAHO TROUT

I WANNA HEAR

EVERY MUTHERFUCKER SHOUT SHOUT

‘DAT IDAHO TROUT

yet another trout

yet another trout

‘DAT IDAHO TROUT

WE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE

‘DAT IDAHO TRRRRRRRRRRTRRRRRRTRRRRTTTTRRRRRRRRROOOOOUOOFOOUUUUUT!

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*NOT! HeHe, you just got brand hi-jacked bitch! I always wanted to be a hi-jacker. DId you hear that Big Brother Bush?

Taste the IED

What now brown cow?

What now brown cow?

yo this be my nu shit, yo so I be hittin u up to buy this shit

Shiiiiit.

So throw a hustler a dime, or 10

G’ on make it 27 dollars

I gots to get my SHIIINE on.

-Larry the Huzzler

PS – it worked for Radiohead

Pimped out Trout

Pimped out Trout

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Return of the 90’s (boooo)

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

Yeah, i said it. Boo the f-ing 90’s. I was at the mall today and some dame was like “I love the 90’s”. This is what I think of the 90’s:

remnants of a derelict decade

remnants of a derelict decade

don’t lie, you still have your glow stick necklace

Enhance 15-23

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008
replicants are like machines
fluctuating pupils
the subject must give a negative
My ultimate fantasy

My ultimate fantasy

every day after i drink my 200g protein power shake, I think to myself , wow, all my memories are implants

Screw this shit

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

dude i told you 2 or 3 O’s.  Screw this, I’m going to Swinger’s for a PB & J.  glory glory hallelujah!

jesus made this for you

jesus made this for you

Can’t touch this (snake sounds)

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

So I picked up some pretty sweet moves yesterday, after me and T. Ferguson were breakdancing to some fresh beats. Here’s one:

I break yo nose,,,(switchblade)

I break yo nose,,,(switchblade)

better look out, I got this one down. Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack Sheep! Sucka!

I got bottles in the club! Shawty I’m a thuG! I like your DNA, so give me a hug

or else this will happen to you:

what say ye now terdFace!

what say ye now terdFace!

woot woot!

Respect.

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008
If you don’t know who this is I’m going to impale you with your own forefingers, then light you on fire just like that loon Vlad Vlad.  Respect.
respect

respect

this guy would make Micheal “fishboy” Phelps disintegrate.

Busy frogs

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

French fries in my shopping cart, oh yeah!

This space creature is pro trans fats 🙂

taste the carrot

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

I saw this announcement today from my favorite software company, Bapple

We are now prototyping a new life management system codenamed RabbitScore. Be advised that it is highly addictive and you may even achieve your dreams, find true love and happiness. You can also eat as much chocolate as you want. RabbitScore will solve all your problems and give you answers, trill answers to life’s toughest questions. From “where should we go eat dinner tonight?” to “why am I here?”, RabbitScore can answer them all. We’re considering a sliding scale payment scheme, so we can take money from the rich and the poor.

I’m so excited! I can’t wait to talk about RabbitScore at the office. Ughh machete face!

Machete Man!

Machete Man!

Johnny Depp in the future

އޮގަސްޓް 20, 2008
i farted!

i farted!

So here’s my song about Johnny Depp in the future. I like to think about the future. Sometimes I’ll start singing a song about the future. Last week, it was like Thursday morning, and I just got high and ate a bowl of Ralph’s fake Golden grams, they’re like called Honey Grahams, and I started thinking about what if Johnny Depp was in the future…singing. so i started pretending I was Johnny Depp singing in the future. But I couldn’t remember the line from Benny and Joon so I could show the world Jonny Depp had a “Past” too. I looked it up on imdb and then got sidetracked for like 2 hours shopping for a credit card sniffing program, finally found the page I opened on imdb, and then looked at the Memorable Quotes section. But by then I was kind of over it. Tell me what you think!?

Boomp3.com

I don’t like _’s or Y2K

އޮގަސްޓް 20, 2008

Yesterday I was like, “Fuck some _’s.”

And my homy T. Ferguson was like, “yo steve why don’t you shut up.  This isn’t Y2K!”

So fuck you T.! Yeah I just flamed you on my blog. Mouthbreathing infidel

I'll Y2K in your mouth

suck it

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