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my bright shining starr

ފެބުރުއަރީ 25, 2009

where is the end of this internet
i’ve been looking for it
can you believe i once stayed up 2 and 1/2 days
surfing the internet
listening to funky electronic jams
on hypemachine

are we really living in the future
our memory lives in electrons
we have destructed the basic elements of life
and can now replicate the basic elements of life
like chocolate chip cookies

all hail the mighty transistor
and or not gates have opened before me
i have seen thy salvation
in a 2 minute and 37 second video
of Lela Starr


Screw this shit

އޮގަސްޓް 21, 2008

dude i told you 2 or 3 O’s.  Screw this, I’m going to Swinger’s for a PB & J.  glory glory hallelujah!

jesus made this for you

jesus made this for you

I don’t like _’s or Y2K

އޮގަސްޓް 20, 2008

Yesterday I was like, “Fuck some _’s.”

And my homy T. Ferguson was like, “yo steve why don’t you shut up.  This isn’t Y2K!”

So fuck you T.! Yeah I just flamed you on my blog. Mouthbreathing infidel

I'll Y2K in your mouth

suck it


Crystal Castles

އޮގަސްޓް 20, 2008

I believe in these magical crystals. you should too. I pray to them because jesus wants me to. Banana Banana. so does anyone want to go get some ice cream!

wal-mart bought these from god

wal-mart bought these from god

selenite-gypsum from a Russian oligarch. He killed a lot of people to get these crystals and then god said sell them to wal- mart and he said yes

Self Portrait

އޮގަސްޓް 20, 2008
thumbs ass!

thumbs ass!

this is me.  because look, i don’t want to give you a knuckle sandwich